Andy Rooney Calls It A Day

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It's the end of an era: Andy Rooney has decided, after 33 years on the job, that he's going to stop doing his commentary segment at the end of every 60 Minutes. But don't worry the 93-year-old curmudgeon plans to keep his office at CBS; so his coworkers will probably continue to enjoy regular riffs on how computers have ruined everything.


Andy Rooney To End Regular '60 Minutes' Appearances [TVNewser]


Sorcia MacNasty

Fact: He's finally going to run off with his true love, the Crazy Cat Lady. They will spend the evenings trying to mix Benefiber into beverages and screaming at the kids to get off their lawn.