If Kim Kardashian wanted us to learn anything about her these past few years it's that her "talent" is branding. That girl doesn't have a single eyelash out of place, so it seemed odd that on last night's episode of Kim & Kourtney Take New York she confided in her mother—on camera—that her marriage wasn't working if it wasn't part of a larger scheme that starts with filing for divorce from Wedding Day Ken and ends with total world domination.
It's weird that nearly everyone claims to know the ins-and-outs of the whole saga, but suffixes all of these sentences with, "...but I like totally don't watch the show. I just see clips to make fun of it." Same phenomenon with Jersey Shore. Someone out there is watching it, amirite? I can't be alone in thinking this is kinda funny.
(FWIW, I actually don't watch anything because I'm f*cking broke and don't have cable. It's just an observation!)