Comment of the Day: Robot Sex Will Send Us All Straight to Hell

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We may be looking forward to having sex with robots in the future, but Obi Wan Lebowski brilliantly reminds us that we'll all be a bunch of sinners:

I know that it's not considered acceptable to hold these beliefs but I think that all robosexuals are sinners and will burn in Hell. Neither God nor Robot God ever intended for humans and robots to have sex with each other. In fact, robodomy is still considered a carnal sin.

Robosexuality is a choice. No one is just "built that way," no matter what Lady Goto10 sings. The sooner the robodomites stop playing with each others' dipswitches, toggles, and ports and accept the programming of Robot Jesus, the sooner they will be autosaved.

I'm also pro-save. Abort, Retry, Fail is a sin.

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I tried finding a sexy robot cake but got this cute one instead :)

Enjoy and congrats!