Shell Oil recently held a private event at the Seattle Space Needle to send off a new set of rigs to the arctic (yaaaaaaay). Things did not go as planned.
[UPDATE] Turns out the video is a fake. Oh, well. We'll always have those few sweet minutes when we thought the shrieks of the a rich oil baroness were sincere. Now, back to the assembly line.
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Also, the term "Big Oil" is such a misnomer, when US companies and minuscule compared to those based outside the States.
Plus, you like heat and light, don't you? At some point oil has to happen, or you're freezing in the dark.