It's the holidays so it's time to watch SFSPCA adoptable animals play in the Macy's windows in San Francisco. Since I live nearby, I've already been three times so if you see a fat sexy ginger making out with the window, wave extra hard so I can see you. I'll try to smush my boobs into the glass because sex sells and we need to get these puppies (the dogs, not my breasts) adopted!
My beloved cat The Brothers Grimm (yeah, that was her name) died 2 months ago, and I was only able to wait a week before adopting a new cat. Amar Akbar Anthony is a total psychopath who has spent the entire day hiding in my laundry hamper and attacking anything that moves, but she can also be a total sweetheart who headbuts my face and purrs on my lap. She keeps me laughing, and I know that one day I will love her as much, though totally differently, as I loved sweet little Grimm. Adopting animals is one of the best things I can think of for any person to do. Everyone wins.