A tipster sent us the press release for Guesthouse Games, a new erotic novel starring President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. Believe it or not, this project is not authorized by the President of the United States.
Here's the pitch:
Presidential Porn? The Obama Erotica Fan Fiction Novel Available for Review
BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA STAR IN THIS EROTIC FAN FICTION NOVEL
I just wanted to put this in front of you to gauge your interest and to give you a heads-up. We are going to announce the world's first fan fiction novel about the President of the United States of America to the public next week.
Here's a brief description of the novel and the full book will be made available in 7 days online, at no charge.
Here's a brief description of the story line:
"Drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires, will our leading couple be able to resist the guesthouse games that lay in store for them or help to finally lay a spirit to rest?"
The full book is available via PDF and I can email it to you immediately, based on your interest:
WARNING! "Guesthouse Games" contains explicit sex scenes, graphic language and the leading characters are in sex scenes with others.
"Alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii, The Obamas are enjoying a holiday of a lifetime. But an unexplained visit from a ghost needing help sees our couple drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.
Whilst searching for clues to understand who this mysterious girl is that begs for the couple's help, they uncover a number of rooms equipped to fulfill every type of erotic fantasy imaginable at the remote guesthouse they are staying at. But will our couple be able to resist the quest for sexual pleasure to help put the spirit to rest and bring about justice for a seventy year old tragedy? Or will they drown in the tides of history and their own passions?"
Honestly? You had me at ghost. I only wish it was the ghost of Lincoln.