Good news, Hostess fans: Twinkies should be back on shelves by summer. Up with nostalgia! Down with scabs!

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I want to find the people who thought Twinkies were going to vanish forever when Hostess was dismantled. I want to find them so I can wack them in the head with a nerf bat for thinking someone wasn't going to buy the Twinkies brand and start producing them right away. I especially want to wack in the head the numbskulls who paid hundreds of dollars on eBay for a box of Twinkies in the aftermath of Hostess going under.