Hot hottie Gary Dourdan was busted for heroin. And cocaine. And ecstasy. And pills. Sad face. • Dina Lohan bitched out her assistant at JFK baggage claim, saying: "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" • Mario Lopez and Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff: Dunzo. [Perez Hilton, TMZ, People]