Marilyn Monroe apparently made a sex tape like over half a century ago and somehow it hasn't surfaced until now. It features Marilyn giving a BJ to some unidentified dude and was sold to a "New York business man" for $1.5 million (that's just $500,000 more than Vivid paid for Kim Kardashian's sex tape). According to The New York Post, the footage was shot in the 1950s, and was somehow confiscated by J. Edgar Hoover a decade later in an attempt to prove that the lucky receiver of oral was either John F. Kennedy or Robert Kennedy. The man who bought the footage said that, out of respect for the deceased, he's not going to sell it and "make a Paris Hilton out of her." And they say chivalry is dead! [NY Post]