After watching two hours of The Hills premiere the other night, I kind of became obsessed with Yelle — the spazzy French pop/rapper chick with cool dresses — and searched around YouTube to find more of her. Above is a video for the song "Talk to the Hand" by Fatal Bazooka that she guests on. The English translation after the jump (the lyrics are hilarious).

Yo, what are you doing there?

Whaaatt???!

How come you're not at School?

I'm not going to school anymore, it's for losers! Anyway I got a date with my boyfriend today

I'm telling you right now, you're not gonna go out dressed like that!Until you are my sister there's no way you are not going out dressed like a 'ho ! Ok?

Hey! What the hell are you talking about ? Leave me alone, you're not my father, ok?

Don't you dare talk to your brother like that young lady...

Hello Yelle

Hello Christelle

hey, we're not bitches, 'right?!

For sure!

And we gonna tell 'em.

Ok!

TALK TO THE HAND!


You are such a loser
U bore me out
Come on, Talk to the hand.
If you don't get it it means forget me!
I'm not listening to you, come on, sorry, talk to the hand.
If you don't get it, it means: no thank you, ah ah.

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Together with my bitches I'm walking down the streets
behind a guy is checking out my ass
oh well, that's normal, I'm so hot in Miss Sixty lo cut.
They shape so well my ass with the G-string sticking out
I know I'm only sixteen but I wear 95B
Thanks to my wonder bra that I really well filled up.
Anyway, this guy talks to me in his loser lacoste polo.
Hey lady, you're so hot do you wanna go for a mint ice cream with me?
nha nha, NI. Not interested.


You are such a loser
U bore me out
Come on, Talk to the hand.
If you don't get it it means forget me!
I'm not listening to you, come on, sorry, talk to the hand.
If you don't get it, it means: no thank you, ah ah.


The boys are all big losers,
The boys are all big losers,
The boys, the boys, the boys are all big losers.
The boys are all big losers all they think about is fingering us.
All they do is cheat on us I read it on the Vitaa's CD.
My parents too suck big time
They don't want me to smoke and won't divorce
I really can't be bothered to be their scape goat no more
they don't understand that for survival I really need a scooter
If it carries on, I swear I run off to the club
And just to piss them off I come back home at 2AM
Well, actually thinking about it. Not cool!

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You are such a loser
U bore me out
Come on, Talk to the hand.
If you don't get it it means forget me!
I'm not listening to you, come on, sorry, talk to the hand.
If you don't get it, it means: no thank you, ah ah.


mmmhm. ok, get out, leave me alone.
who do you think you are, enough, you're not my dad.

mmmhm. ok, get out, stop it there.
who do you think you are, enough! Talk to the hand.

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Girl Power , ah ah.
Come on go buy yourself a life
You're not on my friend's list
1 I kick you out 2 you're freaking 'cause at 3 I'm already gone
Me me me and my girls
Never a kilo overweight
1 we have sex 2 we rateyou 3 we send it on a text message.
When you talk you bore me out , shut your mouth it's me on charge
1 I order 2 you pay 3 you take me to the concert
Stop following me like a dog
Guys are good at nothing.
You're so right girl, maybe we should become Homo, O.M.O.
mmmm... FGI. Fake good idea.


Yelle's dresses in this video are sofa king awesome:

Fatal Bazooka feat Yelle - Parle à ma main [YouTube]