57-year-old Brit Susan Tollefsen was terrified because she found a large, solid mass in her abdomen. She went to the doctor, fearing ovarian cancer, only to be told that she was seven months preggers. "I was lying on the examination table thinking, 'I'm going to die' when the sonographer turned round to me and said 'Congratulation. My initial reaction was to think, 'What a terrible way to tell me I've got ovarian cancer.' When he then said, 'You're pregnant' I was literally speechless," Tollefsen told reporters. She's getting a Caesarean next week. Here's a picture of Susan with her boyfriend, Nick Mayer, who is a sprightly 46. Mazel you crazy kids! [UPI via Daily Mail]