Two Besties today because the site was down. First, in response to Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton & Shannen Doherty Had Sex With This Guy: "shocking, since that's the list of Mensa members in LA right there." We say: but the real question is are they smarter than Dana Perino?Second, in response to 5 Other Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis: "#6 The penis is mightier than the sword." We say: and we much prefer it near our lady bits.

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