I cannot get enough of the co-dependent Brooklyn couple Alex and Simon on The Real Housewives of New York City. The names they pick for their children (Johan and Francois), their skimpy beach attire, their uppity-ness regarding cultural sophistication which is offset by their mutual love of trashy Roberto Cavalli garb — it's all so perfect. And just when you think Simon's sexual preference couldn't be anymore questionable, he'll limply dangle a gold pantsuit as a potential fashion choice for his wife. In the clip above, the pair attend a show at NYC's Fashion Week, and eyebrows are raised by the other Housewives about Simon's presence there.

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