Best Comment of the Day, in response to Saucy 85-Year-Old Nun Is Also Best-Selling Author & Inspiration: "I would just like to come right out and tell all of you that she is my older sister and she's totes not a nun. She is also not bald. Big time faker." We say: that's actually Ashton Kutcher wearing that orange robe. • Worst, in response to Jennifer Aniston Dresses Down. Way Down.: "I assume the ring is for a movie. Nobody wants to marry Jen." We say: Unsubscribe.

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