On Wednesday, following a recent "incident" in which two Colorado 5-year-olds were "investigated" for sexual harassment because they were caught kissing at school, Denver City Councilman Doug Linkhart told the local school board: "It's just getting to the point of ridiculousness where we're prosecuting kids for kissing." No shit! Earlier this year, a 6-year-old Denver boy was reprimanded for telling a classmate that she had a "sexy booty". His parents should probably not let him watch Flavor of Love anymore. [UPI]