Ah, how we love a good movie premiere. Especially when the movie looks bad and the clothes look worse. Though we can't help but love Djimon Hounsou, our faith in him began to waiver when he started shacking up with Kimora Lee Simmons, who, in case you were wondering, rocked her signature wildly inappropriate look at the premiere of her beau's movie. last night. (Words I never thought I would say, but Kimora could learn a thing or two from Jenna Jameson.) The full Good, Bad, and Ugly of the Never Back Down premiere, after the jump.

The Good:

Alexandra Breckenridge's shiny emerald dress is cute, but I do wish she had opted for heels instead of flats.

Though Sean Faris looks a little captain of the football team (and not in a good way), Djimon Hounsou looks downright nom nom.

I have no idea who Jared Padalecki and Sandra McCoy are, but they look delightfully normal.

The Bad:

There's just too much everything going on in Amber Heard's look.

Tim Gunn would not approve of Jenna Jameson's leggings.

The Ugly:

I do not want to see what happens when Kimora Lee Simmons tries to sit in this dress.

Did a UFO land on Lindy Booth's dress?

[Images via Bauer-Griffin.]