• The Obama kiddies love Beyonce but think Paris and Britney are "yuck." Because their mother taught them to hate America? [AP]
  • It's 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep.There's a world crisis and the White House phone is ringing. Your vote will decide who answers that call. Whether it's someone who already knows the world's leaders, knows the military — someone tested and ready to lead in a dangerous world... The latest Clinton campaign spot, reaching out to "security moms." [YouTube]
  • Just in time for Texas, Obama nabs the coveted Jessica Alba endorsement! And also Jay Rockefeller, John Lewis. [Wash Post] [WSJ] [AP]
  • Finnish students get top scores on international science tests because their educational system is set up sort of like a small liberal arts college and everyone is white and liberal and pierced and shit. [WSJ]
  • A top White House aide admits plagiarism; a former Bush speechwriter touts the importance of eloquence. Lolz. [Wash Post] [Wash Post]
  • For the past 35 years, median household incomes have risen at a third the rate of worker productivity. Huh. Where you think all that excess cash went? [Washington Post]
  • Celebrities are making bigger profits off their endorsements yay! [WSJ]
  • Michelle Obama gave her stump speech about not going into corporate America to a poor town in Ohio and the conservatives are sharpening their knives. [National Review]