Best Comment of the Day, in response to How Exactly, Is Virginity A Concept?: "Why do I feel that this could have also been tagged 'loose lips'?" We say: or alternatively, "Our Lips Are Sealed"? • Worst, in response to How Exactly, Is Virginity A Concept?: "So, I own this barn. And my horse, it escaped, ya know? So I closed the barn door, you know, that I had left open. Which is how the horse got out in the first place, see? Bottom line? Problem. Solved." We say: are you saying that our virginity is the horse and the barn doors are our legs and...oh wait. WTF are you on about?

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