• Ali Lohan tells Teen Vogue: "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you... It's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have." Oh, no! Isn't there a difference between a creative artist who craves expression and a fame whore? [People]
  • Where were Brad and Angelina on Oscar night? At home, relaxing. Basking in their collective hotness, probably. [People]
  • Angelina will have her baby in France and it's a girl, if you believe this UK paper. [The Sun]
  • John Krasinski and Rashida Jones: It's so on. [ONTD]
  • Mile high club! Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller got frisky on a flight from L.A. to London: Rhys took off his top and jumped half-naked into Sienna's fold-out bed. [Mirror]
  • Madonna to other prospective jurors at jury duty: "I'm gonna tell [the court] I'm an unemployed mom." [Page Six]
  • Madonna's new album (and her final CD with Warner Bros.) is titled Hard Candy and drops April 29. Can't wait to taste it! [Yahoo News]
  • Will Diablo Cody celebrate her Oscar win by getting a tattoo of Ellen Page's face? [Page Six]
  • Lunch with Anderson Cooper! Being auctioned off! Blue blue eyes included! [Page Six]
  • Mischa Barton has been charged with four misdemeanor counts following her December 27th arrest: DUI, blood alcohol level of .08% or higher, driving without a license and possession of marijuana. She's due in court February 28. Where is superlawyer Sandy Cohen when you need him? [TMZ]
  • Pamela Anderson is looking an annul her marriage to Rick Salomon, citing fraud. Wait, what? [TMZ]
  • Neverland Ranch is under foreclosure! The property will be put up for public sale unless Michael Jackson comes up with the $24,525,906.61 he owes. Anyone want to loan MJ some cash? [TMZ]
  • Gary Busey being verbally abusive to an 11-year-old girl? Sigh. [Perez Hilton]
  • Britney went shopping in Beverly Hills, all hell broke loose, she was ticketed for parking in the red zone, etc. [TMZ]
  • A federal judge has thrown Britney's conservatorship case back to state court, saying it's not a federal issue. Duh. Also: The lawyer in the case was not even hired by Brit, but she may have to pay $40,000 in fees. WTF. [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, Britney's boyfriend (are they still together?) went to some Oscar gift suites for free shit. [MSNBC]
  • Is there beef between George Clooney and Jennifer Aniston? She is his buddy's ex... [MSNBC]
  • Oooh, Orlando Bloom has a crush on Aniston. Remember when they were photographed hanging out on the beach in Mexico together? So does he! [Daily Mail]
  • The photographer who sued a newspaper for accusing him of hounding Nicole Kidman has been handed a large legal bill, and the judge says the photog was clearly intrusive and threatening. [AP]
  • Ewan McGregor is the new face of Davidoff's Adventure fragrance. Smells like full frontal! [UPI]
  • Bobby Brown will not face criminal charges after cops found cocaine in his possession: He'll do community service, which Bobby says he wanted to do anyway. He's going to mentor young people. Good luck to those kids! [Yahoo News]
  • Benji Madden is totes into Paris Hilton: He gave her a ring from Tiffany & Co. and is telling friends "she's the one." [MSNBC]
  • Amy Winehouse: All scratched up. [Mirror]
  • Amy also has a "weird" new tattoo on her back: An eagle with a stars and stripes ankh. [Daily Mail]
  • Crap, is Amy back on drugs? [The Sun]
  • Tilda Swinton on living with her 29-year-old "sweetheart" and the 68-year-old father of her children: "I think it's extraordinary that we're all really close friends." [News.com.au]
  • James Marsden is being honored by the Tourette Syndrome Association, a charity he supports. [UPI]
  • Academy Awards producer Gil Cates says leaving Whoopi Goldberg out of the host montage "was an absolute oversight." He claims: "No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out." [People]
  • Blind item! "Which U.S. senator, currently applying for another job, slipped on the waxed marble floors rushing to a vote and inadvertently grabbed both breasts of a female Capitol police officer, according to a story she's been telling around the Hill?" [Gatecrasher]
  • Marc Anthony's ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, is penning a book: Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce. Dirty details about being wed to Marc sure to come. [Page Six]
  • Dumbledore is into polyamory. [Page Six]
  • Gwen Stefani looks like a crazy Harlequin on the cover of V magazine. [The.Life Files]
  • Is Naomi Campbell dating Gerard Butler??????? [The Sun]