This man, Jose Oritiz, was arrested last Thursday outside Murderdelphia for stabbing his brother-in-law, Sean Shurelds, in the abdomen. They'd just watched the Democratic debate, and Shureldz was railing against Hillary. "Obama was not a realist," Ortiz retorted. And then brandished a knife. No word on whether Shureldz is out of the hospital. Ortiz is apparently a registered Republican. [The Smoking Gun]