There's a company called Rent-a-Dildo, which is kinda like Netflix for sex toys, in which people pay a monthly subscription fee, choose what they want sent to them — the product list has a range of anal beads, cock rings, vibes, nipple clamps and "dildos in every shape, size, color, and material" — use the toys and then send mail them back. Major ew! Rent-a-Dildo says all its toys are safe, as it has a "patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy. As these ladies say, it has to be a joke. Right? [Rent-a-Dildo via Feminist Law Professors]