Hour Four: I just sent an inappropriately flirtatious email in response to a totally banal work-related question. What's next, having sex with my bra on? (Answer: no).
Why the Hell Did Someone Hire a White Guy to Read an Essay That Begins 'I'm a Southern Black Woman'?
I saw this, I thought it said "36 Straight Hours of Sex," I've been busy all day and didn't see the first installation and thought to myself Damn, I wish someone would pay me to have 36 hours of sex!
Then I read your notation about sending a flirty email, and thought, Wow. That's some multitasking.
Then I realized what was going on and felt kinda dumb.