A 39-year-old Japanese man bought a school girl's uniform and a long wig on the internet, put 'em on and went to a high school north of Tokyo. Students standing outside the building saw him and started screaming, so Tetsunori Nanpei did the "logical" thing: He rushed onto the school grounds and tried to blend in. But kids wouldn't stop freaking out, so Nanpei fled, losing his wig. A school clerk chased and caught him; he was arrested for trespassing. This story would have been better if the schoolgirls had gone Gogo from Kill Bill and tackled his creepy ass, but it's probably good that they steered clear. [Guardian]