Newsweek ponders why Ivy League students aren't getting laid, despite the fact that they're publishing erotic magazines by the boatload. Here's one reason: deconstructing sex is the least sexy thing in the world. Ivy leaguers are sitting around discussing Foucault on fucking, instead of you know, actually fucking. Here's a second reason: Ivy League students are almost exclusively nerds. Despite some jocks and hipsters who are the exception to the rule, the majority of most Ivy Leagues consists of a seedy nerd underbelly that rarely emerges from the science library. This is why, according to Newsweek, "In 2006, nearly half of Harvard undergrads who responded to a survey reported they had never had intercourse." [Newsweek]