Can liberals and conservatives bone happily ever after? Conservablogger Bridget Johnson admits she didn't think so — until she had a college affair with a guy she calls Karl. Karl worked at a restaurant where some customers used the N-word, and his "Irish temper" flared. "A guy passionately promoting racial equality was hotter than a conservative ex-boyfriend who'd dedicated his entire campus existence to crushing the 'libtards,'" she writes. Plus "leftist boyfriends won't criticize or act creeped out around your gay friends." Now Bridget pretty much dates lefties who are "sick of ecoterrorists." But holy torture chamber, Bridget, if dating conservatives is as bad as you say I, um won't be reaching back across the aisle anytime soon... [Pajamas Media]