A 23-year-old British woman named Lee Amor called her ex-boyfriend 10,783 times in two months, reports Telegraph. Amor (which means love!) sent a text, video or made a call every 8 minutes for 65 days straight to former flame Timothy Mortimore. She falsely accused him of being the father of her child, sent him a positive pregnancy test, followed him and his new girlfriend and visited his home and workplace. Mortimore, thankfully, has acquired a restraining order. But don't tell Ms. Amor about this list of sex texts from Cosmo, including "naughty notes" like I'll pole dance 4 you. U bring the pole..., Ur ass looks gr8 in those jeans and Was in such a rush! 4got 2 wear a bra. LOL! And: Ew. [Telegraph, Cosmo]