"If the despair of your existence is too much to bear, weave a tapestry of pain with the all new Goth Barbie!" So begins a new fauxmercial from the Will Ferrell-funded website Funny Or Die. Goth Barbie is a cutter with a penchant for pleather and eyeliner, but, unfortunately, "booze, sleeping pills and Joy Division albums sold separately." Check out the clip, above.

Goth Barbie [Funny Or Die]