Above is the trailer for the new Paris Hilton vehicle The Hottie and the Nottie, which follows a "hottie" (Hilton) who vows to not date anyone until her fug female friend also finds a beau. We're stabby about this movie, not necessarily because it's sexist (although it sure looks to be) but because it just seems so stupid. Also: Paris Hilton in a lead role? Bitch can't even play herself convincingly.