Don't you just love how the campiest, gayest performances manage to consistently pop up during Super Bowl programming? This year for the pre-game show, Paula Abdul—with help from her producer/American Idol co-judge/guitar player Randy Jackson—poorly lip-synced her new single "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." The song is a little prophetic, since after you watch the clip, you might die laughing. And here we thought ever since Janet's wardrobe malfunction, boobs weren't allowed on TV. Ba dum bum.