Thanks to this week's couture shows in Paris, we've seen amazing looks on the runways. But the celebs in the front rows of the shows? Not looking so great. Take onetime supermodel Eva Herzigova (left), photographed at the Valentino show yesterday. What is that jacket? A motorcycle jacket? A grandma coat? Why does it look simultaneously angular and embroidered? Anyway, the jacket is the least of our worries. Blake Lively, Eva La Rue, Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman and all the other headaches and heartaches after the jump.
At Givenchy, Natalia Vodianova looks perfectly put-together in a one-shoulder black dress and the hottest shoes we've seen in ages.
Charlotte Rampling, also at Givenchy, reminds us that when we grow up, we want to be middle-aged Englishwomen who pretend to be French.
Dita von Teese showed up at Jean-Paul Gauliter making plaid posh, not punk.
At Valentino, Blake Lively wears a gorgeous yellow coat. That looks about eight sizes too big. This is probably the worst we've ever seen Lively look.
Eva La Rue's sleeves probably needed a row of their own at the Valentino farewell show.
And if someone can tell us what that pink thing slung around Lucy Liu, also at Valentino is, we'll buy you a pony. (OK, actually we won't.)
At Valentino, Uma Thurman breaks one of our iron-clad fashion rules: Just say no to lace turtlenecks.