The odious Daily Mail is an equal opportunity offender when it comes to needlessly pointing out celebrity imperfections! Today the paper attacks George Michael for getting a little girthy since his salad days in Wham! "Do you really need another £200 meal, porky George?" the Mail asks. That's almost as nice as the things it said about Madonna today: "Dressed down for a visit to top London hotel, Claridge's, the singer revealed a pair of stubbly, rumpled legs, which resembled those of fictional character Nora Batty from TV's Last Of The Summer Wine." [Daily Mail via Alex Balk's Tumblr, Daily Mail]