Last night in Paris, the luxury jewelry line Boucheron had one of those rich-and-famous-folk-studded dinners to honor itself and the company's 150th anniversary. And while all the guests were brilliantly bejeweled, something about their outfits was distressing. Sure, Julianne Moore looked gorgeous and chic in her gray sheath, but why did her face look so frozen in every single photo we saw of her? And why the hell was supermodel extraordinaire Naomi Campbell wearing some crazy fur bolero? And why did Anna Wintour's half-smile seem so off-putting in contrast to her simple floral sheath? The good, the bad, the ugly, and, well, Anna Wintour...all after the jump.

The Good:
Diane Kruger looks pretty in that annoying effortless way with her swingy white dress and Joshua Jackson on her arm. Sigh. The dress is so modern (as Nina Garcia would say!): I want it and the necklace right now.


I love Julianne Moore's dress. I don't love that she has a weird Stepford Wives-esque look on her face.

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Anna Wintour โ€” because she inspires me.




The Bad:
Naomi Campbell looks like she could be hiding something she might want to hit someone with. Also, just me or does the wig look a little crooked?

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Michelle Yeoh looks strangely dowdy in her blue column dress.

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Emmanuellle Seigner is sobeautiful. And I love the idea of her black goddess gown. So why does it look so wrong in so many different ways?


Anna Wintour โ€” because she terrifies me.

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The Ugly:
No little girl would dream of being a princess when she grows up if she knew you might end up dressing like Princess Rowda Al-Thani.