Who cares about Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus when she's got dogs worth obsessing over! Animal Fair magazine has named Cyrus' dogs Roadie, a Yorkie, and Loco, a Shih Tzu, as the World's Most Eligible Pets. We say these people are clearly full of shit because anyone who's anyone knows that Jennifer's Bernese Mountain Dog Schroedeur is the best. (Pics of the pooch, after the jump.) [Yahoo]