When we caught wind of the news of The Diary of Anne Frank being turned into a musical we couldn't help channel Amy Winehouse's most famous lyric, "No, no, no." Anne Frank: The Musical will be produced by a Spanish theatre company in Madrid next month, with the blessing of the The Anne Frank Foundation, no less. The Anne Frank Foundation gets prickly about just who is allowed access to the memory of the Holocaust victim, having once told Steven Spielberg, of all people, that it would not permit him to tell his own version of her story. But some no-name Spaniards with a bustling piano score? That's okay? Priorities, people! [Guardian]