September: Temperatures cooled but things heated up when we saw the anorexic model's billboard in Milan. Then things got even more intimate: We had gay men smell Vulva and a tech geek get waxed. HA! We looked at three decades of Cosmo, which was illuminating, to say the least. Mostly, we tried to tell if people were straight or gay, and wondered if bush was back. Moe tried to pick up The Pick-Up Artist while Tracie just wanted to electrocute Barbie. Fashion week started, so of course we needed barf bags, and once we counted all all of the expensive shit in the September issues of fashion mags and found Elle to be the winner, we needed to hurl again.