We're not gonna be blogging tomorrow, because our hands will be too busy shoveling food into our mouths, but we'll be back for a half-day on Friday. In other news, wanna really freak out your family this year? Make a Thanksgiving Day centerpiece entirely out of tampons! What you'll need: About 6 dozen tampons (regular size), paint, "wiggly" eyes, a glue gun, newspaper, cardboard, tape, and a sick sense of humor.

Turkey [Tampon Crafts]