Ooh, some next level kinky behavior: A 44-year-old woman allegedly bit off her ex-boyfriend's lip while they were making out in bed. Apparently the man was described as the lip-biter's "ex-boyfriend," though the pair live together in a Seattle house with another couple. Also, all four of the residents of batshit manor were recovering drug addicts. Imagine that! Most appalling detail: "Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair." Apologies if you are reading this over breakfast! [CBS News]