An assistant football coach and an assistant cheerleading coach from Ohio, both 19, were fired after photos surfaced from a Halloween weekend party. Those photos included, among what one can only assume were not pictures of students drinking pop, one picture of the cheerleading coach and a cheerleader (who is 15) posing together topless. Yes, the photos are online and will probably haunt both of them pretty much forever. No, neither of them is nearly as cute as the little girl pictured to the left. Blah, blah, blah, kids today, whatever, OMG can people please learn that underage kids + nudie pictures = child porn = completely inappropriate = permanent record of teenage mistakes? [Cincinnati Enquirer]