Dear smoking hot White House spokesperson Dana Perino, there are such much less painful ways of capitalizing on your hotness. Such as stripping or escort service. From a press conference today on why the White House suppressed some factual official government information on how global warming is actually not just not a made-up apocaliberal fantasy but actually a real thing that is harmful: "I'm sure lots of people would love to ridicule me when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter." [Wonkette]