A twofer from Down Under: Luana De Favari, an Australian barmaid famous for crushing beer cans between her breasts and dangling spoons from her nipples was fired and fined $1,000 for breaching the liquor control act. Her partner in crime, off-duty bar worker Tracey Leslie, was fined $500 for aiding and abetting the spoon-hanging. In other news from Oz, mine workers are attending "Toolbox Talks" — classes on menopause and foreplay that are being offered to boost morale at the Bulga mine because according to the higher-ups, a sexually frustrated miner 'can get mighty grumpy at work' and affect production." [Telegraph, Sydney Morning Herald]