Like expensive shit? We'd like to direct your attention towards the biggest thing to happen to Dolce & Gabbana since they got charged with encouraging gang rape in advertising: The metal waist-cinching belt. Which retails for about $2,753.75. It laces! It has rivets! It comes with a padlock! It's high fashion at its sadomasochist finest and it can be yours for the 1/6 of the cost of what Jessica Seinfeld spent buying Oprah Winfrey shoes. [Daily Mail]