We couch potatoes live for moments like these on live TV. After performing an energetic samba routine on Dancing With the Stars, an ecstatic Marie Osmond (literally) bounced over to the judging table. While being appraised by British judge Len Goodman, the Mormon's energy faded quickly, as her big, toothy grin vanished and she fell to the floor. As if that weren't awesome enough, the fucking audience started laughing! The show quickly cut to commercial break, but came back to show Marie alive and well. Host Tom Bergeron said that upon regaining consciousness, she said, "Oh crap."

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