Totally awesome teen sensation Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is causing a national crisis. Tickets for her upcoming concert tour have been snatched up by scalpers and children everywhere are hysterical because they need to see Hannah and they need to see her now. Parents, of course, are at their wits' ends, with some of them are forking up to $5000 for a scalped seat. Yes, that's right $5000. In case you need some help putting that in perspective, that is like about half the the amount Jessica Seinfeld spent thanking / bribing Oprah with 21 pairs of Louboutins. [ABC News]