Seriously, there was so much awesomeness in the premiere episode of I Love New York 2 that I'm incredibly optimistic about this season. Here are my four favorite things in ascending order: Casual conversation over drinks about contestants' dick sizes; when New York referred to her boob job as a "breast aug"; Sister Patterson's nails/claws; Midget Mac. Naturally, the clip above is solely dedicated to MM although Sister Patterson's claws play a prominent role.