• Britney Spears finally got a California driver's license, y'all! Well, an interim license. The real one comes in the mail. This is what we call progress. [People]
  • In addition, Britney is "very optimistic" that she will get her kids back after she completes the judge's checklist. Hey, there's power in positive thinking, right? [People]
  • Ugh, wait a minute: Did Britney have sex with some random guy while she was on vacation in Hawaii? And did he tape it? Christ. [MSNBC, 2nd item]
  • Here's the deal with Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom: They have the same manager, who got married in Mexico over the weekend. They both attended the wedding and "they just gravitated to each other," says a source. [MSNBC]
  • Brad Pitt swears he's not a copycat when it comes to Angelina Jolie. In Parade magazine he says he's offended when people say his charity work is result of being with Angie. "That's idiotic," he says. "I do it because I'm a member of the human race." Also because next to her, you look bad doing nothing. [Page Six]
  • Tory Burch and Lance Armstrong: Dunzo. Did anyone else sort of forget they were even dating? [Page Six]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio's Israeli model girlfriend Bar Refaeli dodged her country's mandatory military service. "Why is it good to die for one's country?" she says to an Israeli paper. "Isn't it better to live in New York?" [Page Six]
  • The rumored Eva Longoria sex tape is actually a short video parody for Will Ferrell's comedy site funnyordie.com. [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which Emmy- winning actor with a bad reputation has been blackballed by several important NYC publicists after his diva behavior at a major Fashion Week event?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • John Mayer couldn't buy stuff at Circuit City in Santa Monica because he lost his ID. [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
  • A naked guy broke into Nicolas Cage's house and put on one of Nic's leather jackets. Cool-as-a-cucumber Nic asked him to remove the jacket, escorted him outside and called a security guard. [Reuters]
  • What is up with Perez Hilton's face? [Perez Hilton]
  • Howard K. Stern has filed a $60 million lawsuit against the author and publisher of Blonde Ambition, the book that alleges he and Larry Birkhead were lovers. Stern claims writer Rita Cosby "intentionally published false and defamatory statements" related to Anna Nicole Smith's death "in a calculated effort to increase sales and increase profits." [CNN]
  • BeyoncĂ©'s little sister Solange tells Essence how it feels to be married, divorced and a mom at 21 years old. Plus, she "feels bad" for her sister. "I'm always like 'Oh, let's go to the mall' or 'Let's go here' and she can't. I enjoy having that." [Concrete Loop]
  • Amy Winehouse: Swapping booze for milkshakes? [Daily Mail]