If you loved Hello Kitty when you were younger, but have since left the age — and tax — bracket the little feline targets, fear not! In honor of Kitty's 33rd anniversary, Sanrio is introducing solid gold playing cards. That's right, gold. The cards are pressed to a thickness of seven microns, which sounds damn thin. And at a price of $4,900 for a deck of 54, we have to ask: What kind of jokers are going to buy these? Heh. [Cool Hunting]