OMG SHE'S BACK. With a "fierce lotus" tattoo and a new job writing about all the important world affairs, this time at People! No shelacker she, she's also been cutting it up on the man scene and finds everyone sooooooo undate-able, ESPECIALLY GD, which is to say, "Greek Dentist" and not "G-D," because it turns out she's a self-hating Jew who would rather be from the REAL home of falafel. Um, also: hi Gawker! Please um, restore a little sliver of my internet fame? [Glamour]