• Jackass star Steve-O says Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of cocaine from him. Maybe she also took pants? And put the cocaine in the pocket? [Page Six]
  • Larry David denies that he is happier since his wife left. "I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy,'" he claims. [Page Six]
  • Usher's fragrance is doing well, according to a woman who works the perfume counter of the Brooklyn Macy's. [Gatecrasher]
  • Does Christy Turlington have Lyme disease? "She's going to be fine, says a friend. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Committing to building homes in New Orleans, educating children, making the rest of us look bad. [Rush & Molloy, last item]
  • The Elton John AIDS Foundation gala guests included Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Uma Thurman and Anderson Cooper, who says he has "young gay friends." [Rush & Molloy]
  • A Broadway musical version of Spider-Man? And Bono, The Edge and Julie Taymor are involved? Seriously? [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
  • America's Next Top Model winner Jaslene Gonzalez says she survived teenage domestic abuse. "I didn't know any better at the time. I thought it was all my fault." [Rush & Molloy, 2nd to last item]
  • Heroes actor James Kyson Lee says the rumor about costars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia dating is "not true," but also says, "respect their privacy." Hmmm. [People]
  • Another denial? Helena Christensen says the rumor about her hooking up with Heath Ledger is "so annoying." [People]
  • Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham's younger sister, Louise Adams, is dealing with a marriage breakdown and says Victoria's been "incredibly supportive." [Mirror]
  • Meanwhile, David Beckham flew home last night to be with his dad, who suffered a heart attack and had to be resuscitated. [Mirror]
  • An extra role in Will Ferrell's latest film was auctioned off and a 10-year-old boy (whose dad shelled out $47,100) will be in the new movie. The money goes to a cancer foundation but that father is indulgent! [Entertainment Tonight]
  • Jennifer Hudson on the set of Sex And The City: Not a good look. [Concrete Loop]