A new guide to life called 211 Things A Bright Girl Can Do — written by a women named Bunty Cultler (?!) — might actually be a great idea. Instead of Girl Scout stuff like "how to build a campfire" and sewing tips, this book has info like "how to meet your ex's new girlfriend" (prepare for the worst but hope for the best), how to dance with a man shorter than yourself, how to wolf whistle, and, of course, how to make a little black dress out of a garbage bag. Um, great! [Daily Mail]