Guess what? Senator Craigslist's wife Suzanne, ignored for decades on account of boringness or something, has suddenly begotten all manner of media think pieces on her curious decision to "stand by her man." Don't think you'd do it? Neither did Louisiana whore patron Senator David Vitter's wife!
Commenting on the Clinton scandal, Wendy Vitter told the media in 2000, "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he [Vitter] does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."
Before deciding to stand by the president, the current New York senator had denied she would do any such thing during her husband's first run for office in 1992 amid allegations that he had an affair with Gennifer Flowers.
"I'm not some little woman, standing by my man, like Tammy Wynette," she told CBS's "60 Minutes."
The Vitters, like the Clintons, remain married.
Which brings us to an imporant and age-old question: do these women stay because it's a lot easier than allowing the full weight of the insanity brought about by such public betrayal i.e. Dina McGreevey? Because their husabnds are so pathetic? And on a related note, why don't lesbians cruise?
Because women's bathrooms are simply too crowded and gross and tapping one's foot while in one is already a universally-accepted way to convey the sentiment, "OMG I am about to urinate down my pant leg; please please please please let me cut in front of you just this once?"
Craig's Wife Stands By Her Man [ABC News]